Bronzo's Quest

Bronzo

" So how about those two coins?" -Bronzo

Bronzo's Quest is one of the quests given by Strangers in Brutal Orchestra. It is initialized by speaking to Bronzo in The Garden, he will ask Nowak to give him 2 coins. After doing so, he will appear in other areas, asking for more and more coins.

	Coins Neeeded	Area
First Encounter	2	The Garden
Second Encounter	25	The Orpheum
Third Encounter	50	The Far Shore
Fourth Encounter	100	The Far Shore
Fifth Encounter	300	The Orpheum

Aftermath

Once fully paid for the last time, Bronzo will disappear and can be found in The Garden. After talking with him there, his quest will be complete and it'll be possible to meet him again in The Far Shore on all subsequent playthroughs. There, he'll gift the player a random amount of coins or an item. In the Exquisite Corpse update, he can also give you nothing, which is the trigger for a special event.

First Encounter Dialogue

Bronzo Hey Nowak, could Bronzo The Bold bother you, for say, two coins? Nowak What? How do you know my name? Bronzo Why you're the protagonist of course! The world revolves around you! Metaphysically, of course Bosch This guy is weirding me out. Bronzo Really? The Fantastic Bronzo is making you uncomfortable? Hmmm. First impressions are a fickle thing. Bosch And he can see me, of course. Bronzo Well Bosch, Bronzo The Beautiful would ask you for some change, but let's be honest, you're broke. Nowak ... Bronzo So how about those two coins? Choosing to pay: Bronzo You are far too kind. Well, carry on, you have an intruder to vanquish. Nowak Thanks? Choosing not to pay: Bronzo Ah well, there is always next time. See you boys around.

Second Encounter Dialogue

Bronzo Bronzo The Bachelor has found himself financially destitute. So The Majestic Bronzo is humbly asking for a donation of twenty five coins. Nowak Seriously? Bronzo You don't have to pay me all at once. Bronzo The Reasonable is a reasonable man, or at least Bronzo The Reasonable was. So how about it? Not paying the full amount: Bronzo This generosity is greatly appreciated! But unfortunately, these funds are still insufficient. You understand, of course Fully paying: Bronzo Well that will be enough to get to that beach. Bronzo The Keen has heard everyone go on about. See you boys soon.

Third Encounter Dialogue

Bronzo Well, it seems this beach is much more of a desert than Bronzo The Prescient anticipated. Regardless, its beauty is undeniable! Don't you boys think so? Nowak Who are you exactly? Bosch Yeah and why are you constantly broke? Bronzo Bronzo The Concise will make you boys a deal. You pay Bronzo's fee back through the mountains and to Bronzo's home and Bronzo The Vagrant will tell you all about what and who Bronzo The Mysterious is. Deal? *Bronzo pauses for you to respond.* So we are in agreement. Fifty coins, and you don't need to pay Bronzo The Considerate all at once. Not paying the full amount: Bronzo That's it? Oh. Bronzo The Humble means to say, thank you! But Bronzo The Penniless will need more. Fully paying: Bronzo Next time you speak to Bronzo The Swift, we will be back amongst the mountains. See you boys soon.

Fourth Encounter Dialogue

Bosch What? Why are you still here? Bronzo You see there was a terrible accident and Bronzo The Financially Wise has found himself destitute once more. Bosch What? No, you just bought yourself that stupid hat. Bronzo ... The hat is flamboyant and imbued with masculine confidence. Bosch ... Bronzo Let Well-Spoken Bronzo cut to the chase. Bronzo The Fabulous needs more money. Say... One hundred coins. Bosch No way, there's no way we're paying this guy another coin. Right, Nowak? Nowak ... Bosch Nowak? Not paying the full amount: Bronzo Alas, Bronzo The Hat-Wearing will require more coins. You understand, of course. Fully paying: Bronzo Next time you speak to Bronzo The Swift, we will be back amongst the mountains. See you boys soon. Bosch You better leave for real this time.

Fifth Encounter Dialogue

Bronzo Bronzo The Broken has good news and bad news. Nowak You couldn't get a refund on the hat? Bosch You're broke again? Bronzo Here is the good news. Lucky Bronzo found eight hundred coins. Nowak ... What's the bad news? Bronzo And Brilliant Bronzo needs one thousand coins to leave this realm. Nowak You have to be kidding. Bosch Oh god. Bronzo Doesn't seem as bad now that you know Bronzo The Philanthropist has covered over half of it. You can spot Papa Bronzo three hundred coins. Boys like you don't walk around shining like that only to have no sweet, sweet currency. What do you say? For your old pal Bronzo? Bosch ... No. Bronzo Bronzo The Precise was speaking to Nowak. Whaddya say? Nowak ... This is the last time, and then you have to tell us who and what you are. ... Deal? Bronzo Deal Bosch This is gonna be agony. Bronzo This is gonna be so much fun! Not paying the full amount: Bronzo Gonna need some more dosh to become Bronzo The Posh. Bronzo The Jubilant trusts you will come back with more. Uncle Bronzo has a good feeling about you boys. Fully paying: Bronzo Next time you speak to Bronzo The Golden, everything will be revealed. Bosch Just tell us now. Bronzo ... *Bronzo is walking away.* *Slowly.* Bosch Wait, come back! Bronzo *Bronzo is running away.* Bosch Go after him! Bronzo *Bronzo is full force sprinting away.* *It is alarming yet comical to watch.* Nowak Nah. I feel like we'll see Long Leg Bronzo again.

Final dialogue

Bronzo Bronzo The Philosopher is ready to explain the ontological nature of this world, and in turn, Bronzo The Metaphysical. Nowak Wait, really? Bosch *Bosch squints in doubt.* Bronzo Okay, you may want to sit down for this. Nowak *Nowak sits down.* Bosch, sit. Bosch What? I literally don't have legs, what do you want from me? Bronzo *Bronzo ignores their quarrel.* Okay, do you boys know what a computer is? Nowak Like the ladies that punch cards? Bronzo Yes, but fully made of metal, and alive, kinda. We are inside a computer. Specifically, we are inside a ""program"" called ""Brutal Orchestra"". This program is made by these monumental three-dimensional beings. Nowak Aren't we three-dimensional? Bronzo Kinda, but not really, but this is like real three-dimensional. It is hard to explain. Anyways, our physical bodies are made of these things called P.N.G.s. Nowak What does P.N.G. stand for? Bronzo The developer typing this doesn't know, so it is impossible for Bronzo The Meta to know. Although, the other developer taking care of coding my dialog says it stands for ""Portable Network Graphic"", whatever that means. Nowak The developer? You mean like God? Bronzo Sort of, but less impressive. Bronzo The Superlative only knows all this because the Spanish developer willed me into existence. Bronzo The Frightened doesn't know why he wants this but here Bronzo The Summoned is. Hey! We hope you enjoyed the game. Bosch What? Why did you say that? Bronzo Bronzo The Violated can't control himself. THEY are speaking now. Bosch Oh god, it's happening again! Bronzo If you enjoyed Brutal Orchestra, check out our other games! Bosch You're scaring me, stop it. Bronzo You have earned the respect of Nico and Talia for playing this far! Bosch We have to leave! Bronzo Help, please, Bronzo The Terrified can't control it! Thank you for playing Brutal Orchestra! Nowak I'm sorry Bronzo, but these are powers beyond our control! ... Bosch ... We must never speak of this. Nowak Agreed. Meeting Bronzo in the far shore, after finishing quest: Bronzo This is for you. I hope it helps!

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Trivia

• Bronzo comes from a really old game made by Nico, where you fall down a well and fight an ASCII styled Bronzo and his Cat Bananas