Arnold

Arnold
The Failure
Life	13/15/18/22
Passives
Abilities
Unlock Req.	Choose to not make fun of Arnold.

"Sorry if I was a dick earlier.'" -Arnold

Arnold is a ramping damager dealer/healer than can scale incredibly high given enough prep.

Unlock requirements

Speak to Arnold while in Hardmode. Choose to not make fun of Arnold.

Abilities

	Name	Pigment	Description
	Slap		Deal 1 damage to Opposing enemy.
	Lousy Pep Talk		Increase "God Awful Punch" damage by 2. Increase "Ugly Tears" Healing by 2.
	Ugly Tears		Heal this party member and Left ally 1 health. Increase damage of "God Awful Punch" by 1.
	God Awful Punch		Deal 2 damage to the Opposing enemy. Increase "Ugly Tears" healing by 1.

	Name	Pigment	Description
	Slap		Deal 1 damage to Opposing enemy.
	Poorly Structured Pep Talk		Increase "Weak Punch" damage by 2. Increase "Uncomfortable Tears" Healing by 2.
	Uncomfortable Tears		Heal this party member and Left ally 2 health. Increase damage of "Weak Punch" by 1.
	Weak Punch		Deal 3 damage to the Opposing enemy. Increase "Uncomfortable Tears" healing by 1.

	Name	Pigment	Description
	Slap		Deal 1 damage to Opposing enemy.
	Unconvincing Pep Talk		Increase "Pathetic Punch" damage by 3. Increase "Running out of Tears" Healing by 3.
	Running out of Tears		Heal this party member and Left ally 3 health. Increase damage of "Pathetic Punch" by 1.
	Pathetic Punch		Deal 4 damage to the Opposing enemy. Increase "Running out of Tears" healing by 1.

	Name	Pigment	Description
	Slap		Deal 1 damage to Opposing enemy.
	Trying really hard to give a good Pep Talk		Increase "Still Pathetic Punch" damage by 3. Increase "All out of Tears" Healing by 3.
	All out of Tears		Heal this party member and Left ally 4 health. Increase damage of "Still Pathetic Punch" by 1.
	Still Pathetic Punch		Deal 4 damage to the Opposing enemy. Increase "All out of Tears" healing by 1.

Achievements

	Name	Description	Requirement
	The Failure	Unlock Arnold	Speak to Arnold while in hardmode. Choose to not make fun of Arnold.
	Someone Else's Wedding Ring	Unlocked a new item.	Forget Osman Sinnoks with Arnold.
	Fist Full of Ash	Unlocked a new item.	Transcend Heaven with Arnold.

Dialogue

First encounter: Arnold *Arnold quietly sniffles to himself.* Nowak Hello. We're looking to form a travelling party. We're taking anyone we can get. Are you interested in coming with us? Bosch Are we really taking ANYONE we can get? Is the bar already that low? Arnold Oh? You want me to join your little boys club? Go on grand adventures? See the world? ... Get eaten alive by some oversized eel? Alright, alright. But I ask for something simple in exchange. Real simple. Like even you would understand, simple. I want you to take all your thoughts, comments and opinions. And shove them so far up your ass that I can't even hear a smothered whisper. Nowak ... Wow. You're a dick. Whatever. Goodbye. Arnold *Arnold hisses more cruelties quietly to himself.* Attempting to talk to him again: Nowak You know, you don't need to be such a dick. You really just sit here pissed off all day? Arnold Really? What a thought! What an amazing insight. My god, what great philosopher you were in life, maybe I've heard of you. Tell you what, pie chart. You rub those two remaining brain cells of yours hard enough together to make a spark. To form a real original thought. Once you do that. Let me know, then we'll talk. ... Bosch Cave his skull in. Nowak What? No. Bosch We both know you could do it. C'mon, one fell swoop. Nowak No! Bosch *Bosch crudely mimes bludgeoning Arnold.* Nowak C'mon, we're leaving. Attempting to talk to him a third time: Nowak ... Arnold Bugger off. Meting him in Hardmode: Arnold *Arnold quietly sniffles to himself.* Oh? Back to gloat are you? Back to tell ol' Arnold how much of a screw up he is? Choosing yes: Nowak Yeah. Yeah I am. But you know what? You're not even worth it. Arnold ... Nowak Keep working on that puddle of tears. You should be able to drown yourself in it soon. Arnold ... Arnold *Arnold is ugly crying and not even trying to hide it.* Choosing no: Nowak *You slump down next to Arnold.* Arnold What are you doing? Nowak I'm tired, everything's been a lot lately. Arnold *Arnold has stopped sniffling, trying to reclaim some sense of dignity.* ... .. . Why do you look like that? Nowak The gold? No idea. Arnold No, the floating. Nowak Oh, that's demon magic. I think. Arnold Heh, demon magic. Now that would make a headline. ... Got any of that demon magic left? Nowak Trust me, it's not worth it. Bosch *Bosch frowns in the distance.* Arnold Yeah, probably... ... I... I'm sorry I was such a dense asshat earlier. I'm just not a people person. Heh. ... That's a lie. I'm desperate for approval. ... God, I'm sorry. Nowak It's alright. Arnold I was talking to God. Nowak Oh, sorry. Arnold That was a joke, I was talking to you. Man, I've gotten rusty. Nowak Oh... ... Well it's time for me to go. Arnold ... Can I, can I come with you? Nowak Uhh... Arnold It's okay if I wouldn't be of any use. I just- I need to prove myself. Not to anyone else but- But to me. Nowak ... Yeah. You can come along. Arnold Of course! Meeting them afterwards: Nowak Hey, are you still willing to tag along with us? Arnold Of course! Meeting them afterwards, with a full party: Nowak Hey, are you still willing to tag along with us? Arnold I'm afraid you already have more than enough people. I'd just be in the way.

Audio

Audio Talking Sounds

Hurt Sounds

Death Sounds

Tips

• Because enemy health is a lot higher than party member health, the similar scaling between Tears and Punch makes Tears much more effective
• Additionally, using Arnold as a healer keeps him out of danger, making it harder for Panic Attack to be activated

Trivia

• Arnold was very famous in life
• Out of all the party members Agon and Arnold have committed the most crimes knowingly , for Arnold it was mostly Tax Fraud
• Arnold had a cat that hated him.
• Arnold is American